When Boyfriend Becomes a Celebrity

Boyfriend thinks he is a celebrity. No, this is not an exaggeration. Since writing my first blog post about him on the world wide web, this man thinks he is more famous than peach cobbler in Georgia. His newly discovered fame has also led to some new difficulties in our relationship. For instance, Boyfriend has begun doing things on purpose out of spite for my blog. I have the photo evidence to prove it.

The following are photos of Boyfriend's socks in various ridiculous poses around our apartment.

In MY shoes...at 6:30 a.m.

On our bed...which is right next to the hamper.

On top of the trashcan in our bathroom when I get home.

Let me explain. You see, when I wrote last week's blog post about the four fights that have encompassed our relationship, I did not intend to imply that all of these fights are a consistent daily occurrence. They are simply fights that seem to creep into our relationship more times than not over the last three years. Boyfriend felt that the sock fight had not happened quite enough to make a space in my blog post. Therefore, he has taken it upon himself to place his socks in the most obnoxious ways around our apartment. This man has lost his mind. 

To punish Boyfriend for his unnecessary sock antics, I have decided to share a little "True Hollywood Story" for my new bloggy-celebrity. I give you Boyfriend in his daily attire:

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Boyfriend takes the dog out at night in a snow suit...that's belted...which zips up...much like a onsie. Some might find this to be completely practical. After all, it is winter, right? Wrong. Boyfriend has been wearing this snow suit around Astoria since it was still 50 degrees outside. Regardless of the temperature, Boyfriend finds it necessary to don his suit and prance around the block as if he's preparing to go cross-country skiing in the world's tackiest outfit. 

The madness has to stop. 

Boyfriend, if you are reading this, please make it a point to remove your socks from my side of the room or I'm bringing out the leprechaun photos.